- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to mind reeds

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to lick your elbow.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to eat ass.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the ability to know what the fox say

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to be called justin bieber

Pointless Super Powers