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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)
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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.
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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.
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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.
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the power to have a dick in the box
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to make asians smart
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The power to have 21/20 vision.
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the ability to turn coke into pepsi
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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.
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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.
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the power to go into a coma
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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.
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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.
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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane
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the ability to grow your nails at will.
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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.
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The power to turn cake into poop.
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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.
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A good Kisser
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.
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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!