The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!