The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to have no powers

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

Power to develop diseases.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to see even though you can already see.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

the power to have a dick in the box

to make asians smart

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!