The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The abilty to go through water.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to fail at everything you

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to have no powers

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Power to develop diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to be stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to see even though you can already see.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

to make asians smart

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!