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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.
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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death
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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.
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The abilty to go through water.
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the power to fail at everything you
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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.
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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@
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The power to have no powers
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Power to develop diseases.
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The power to be stupid
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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever
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The power to see even though you can already see.
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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.
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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.
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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
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The power to hear a dog whistle
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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to make asians smart
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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!