The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!