the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to see forever

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to attract bullets.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!