The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!