The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see through air

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to read captchas

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The power to like this power

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to plank

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!