Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!