the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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Everything Hawkeye does

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!