the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!