The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the ability to become black.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!