The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

The power to see when people fart.

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

The power to live until you die.

The power to fart out of your mouth

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to write complete sentenc

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to be powerless

Stop clapping

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to make infinite paper clips.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!