The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!