The power to come second in any race

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The power to have no power.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to close your nose

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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power to eat through your but

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!