The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the ability to become black.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to control sloths

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!