The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the ability to become black.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!