- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The ability to visually contract STD's

the power of superspeed but only backwards

solar powered night-vision

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to grow one wing

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

Ladder hands.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

To call me maybe

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to have night vision during the day.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

Pointless Super Powers