the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!