The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Being a freemason

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to live.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!