The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!