DIY LOL
Car Failures
Joe Blocked
Spare Some LOL
Stop Drop LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears
thumb_up
thumb_down
+29
The power of micro penis.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+25
The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+21
The power to f*ck yourself
thumb_up
thumb_down
+19
The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+15
the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever
thumb_up
thumb_down
+13
The power to fly when you are in a plane
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
The power to fail every time you try to do something
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
The power to see when people fart.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
The power to live until you die.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
The power to fart out of your mouth
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
The power to fly 2mm above the ground
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
« First
‹ Prev
…
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!