Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have no power.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to close your nose

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the ability to die without any control

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!