The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to breathe

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!