The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!