The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!