The power to see through air.

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to fly when you are in a plane

the power to have an idea..

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the power to f**k your family all at once

The power to be pointless!

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The power of not knowing

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!