the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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penis

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!