the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!