The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to pee out blue

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!