the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!