- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be distracted with grea

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to see through thin air

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to repel women.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to become helpless at will.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

the power to seduce hats

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to create shit

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

Pointless Super Powers