The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to go suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to fap without satisfaction

thumb_up thumb_down -20

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

thumb_up thumb_down -110

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

thumb_up thumb_down +151

The power of not knowing

thumb_up thumb_down +149

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

the power to do one push-up

thumb_up thumb_down +137

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to fly when you fart

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The ability to not talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

thumb_up thumb_down +125

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to take away powers but only your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

thumb_up thumb_down +113

the power to breath without thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the power to in power your self

thumb_up thumb_down +109

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!