The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to die if you think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!