The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fail

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!