The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!