The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The Power to Combust

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

The power to sleep if your not awake

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

The power to have any pointless power you want

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to die when u drink bleach

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!