the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!