The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Stop clapping

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!