The power to see through thin air

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to become retarded

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The power to live.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!