The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to live.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to go on this website

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!