The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!