the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to blow up when you blink

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Everything Hawkeye does

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die on command

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!