The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!