ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to breathe

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!