the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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power to eat through your but

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to plank

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!