The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to die on command

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!