The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!