The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to repel women.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to be yourself.

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penis

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!