The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to live.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!