The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!