The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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penis

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!