The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to not talk.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!