The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!