The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power of not knowing

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!