- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To pee standing up.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to speak braille

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

the power to be really itchy.

the power to shit bricks

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The power to give your wife rights

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

Pointless Super Powers