The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to see through thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!